no, i am richest man in dg and I will stay that way
unless, of course, you give me 10% of all your earnings in exchange for my advertising campaign?
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Oh, that’s easy! What can you advertise?
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your conquest of dg and your services as slime :]
it’'ll be like “Elric Walker, ruler of slime, keeper of the gelatinous throne, has a declaration for all the people of dark gaming! He demands all your dp, or he will hand you to [me] who will give you the Death of a Thousand Blades treatment! so be nice, and give Elric your dp… or Nate will get you!”
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I’ll take it!
Completely Unrelated Side Note: I earn 0 DP because I never have the time to play on the server. 0*0.1 = 0
So, where do we start?
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we start on the 25th… the Day of Discord…
there, my campaign will begin… but for now, I’ll farm a crap ton of dp and send it to you.
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Ok, keep 10% of it, as your fee.
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aight from now on, 20% of all my dp earnings go to you, transferred at the end of every week :]
(this is for the 500 dp cost of each trade)
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Beware of fire balls 
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fireballs and staff
Also glasia, would you be willing to fund me and elric? Just pay me 30% of your dp, and you hire investors of your own!
we’re totally not making a terraria MLM
cough couPYRAMIDSCEMEgh
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wdym? In Grade 9 i had my last economics classes. Also transfer is now disabled.
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You see, you hire 2 investors below you, who then give you 30% of their DP, and then you give us 30% of that.
You will be earning some DP from it, so there’s no reason not to, right?
Alternatively, you can invest your money in us, and for every 2 months you leave your DP with us, we’ll give you a return of +10% of the money you invested!
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but you can still transfer dp through trades, though it costs 500 dp… either way, I’m earning enough that that’s negligable.
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i have only 860 DP and if I give you 258 + 500 trade fee I will lose almost all my dp and i am in map testing so i cannot recover that fast
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oof… ok, you only have to give us dp when you have >1500 dp. Deal?
Love the new pfp Elric xD a true slimy gentleman.
Also glasia, you can be an investor directly to elric if you like, that way you earn a bit more dp.
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I have map test atm so I won’t get that soon.
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that’s fine. Until then, try to recruit two investors, and tell them each to recruit two investors of their own, and so on.
I’m going to try to do that too.
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what’s an ad campaign?
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uhhhhh
ya know what, how about no…
short lived pyramid scheme, but I will still send people money from time to time :]
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See, this is why we need to switch to a Ponzi scheme!
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Maybe a cylinder scheme?
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