A hypothetical forum badge speedrun but actually correct and chaotic

Continuing the discussion from Hypothetical Forum badges speedrun (Completed!):

So there were some things quite off about this post.

  1. It does not take 7 days minimum to earn Member; instead it takes 15 days minimum to earn the Member badge.
  2. Promotional badges don’t require users to earn the Member badge except for the gold tier(Champion). The silver tier of this badge requires all users to have Basic, while the bronze tier of this badge does not require a trust level to get.
  3. Guide Writer is applied by moderators.
  4. You can get any tier of sharing badges but it requires you to share it with a popular service.

Notes:

This will assume that you are liking the maximum # of posts per day and posting 20 posts per day, 5 users liked your post on average, and you create 2 topics per day.

-Getting started-

Day 1 - 0/50 badges - Trust Level: 0 (14 Badges Earned afterwards)
Stage 1 - Before Posting - 0/50 Badges - Trust Level: 0

Autobiographer

Find a profile picture to use and add a description about yourself to the profile page. You will earn this badge.

Licensed

*Message discobot in personal messages the following:

*@discobot start advanced tutorial

Afterward, you will earn this badge.

Certified

*Message discobot in personal messages the following:

*@discobot start tutorial

Afterward, you will earn this badge.

Basic - Trust Level 1

Read posts for 10 minutes. Be sure you have read at least 5 topics and 30 posts or else you will waste your time trying to get the badge.

Reader

Enter a long topic like this post and read every single one of the replies. Afterwards, you will earn this badge.

First Like and preparing for Out of Love

Like a post on the forums. You will get the First Like badge. After, use up all 50 of your daily likes. The system will soon assign Out of Love to you.

First Flag

*Flag a post that you find on the forums, but do not select Something Else or **send @popstarfreas a message. Otherwise, it will not give you the badge.

First Share

In order to get this badge, you need to share this post by copying the link and letting another person open the link.

Read Guidelines

In order to get this badge, you need to read the guidelines.

Stage 2: Begin Posting - 9/50 badges - 50 likes given - Trust Level: 1 - 1 silver badge

Welcome

You will obtain this badge as soon as someone likes you as long as the post is not in Ban Appeals or* Not Terraria Related .

First Mention

Mention a user like this: @Tejdxa

First Link

Post a link to another topic like this: Zombie Testing for 1.4.4 (Oct 15 2022) got gnomed

First Emoji

*Put an emoji in a post.m :slight_smile: *

First Onebox

Post a link by itself and let it expand like the following:
The Clan Beta
Please note that posts will not always onebox. The following is a onebox:

First Quote

*Quote a user in a post like this:

Day 2 - 15/50 badges - Trust Level: 1 - 2 Topics - 20 Posts - 115 Likes Received - 50 Likes Given - 1 silver badge - 4 Badges Recieved

Out of Love

After waiting a day, the forums will have given you Out of Love. There is usually a delay in giving badges.

Appreciated

There often tend to be lots of likers on the forums. You will easily get this badge as long as you have made 20 badges.

Gives Back

As long as you like at least 10 posts, you should get this badge alongside Appreciated.

Nice Reply

If you made a great contribution to the community, you will get this badge immediately.

Note: Increasing rate of replies from 20 to 50 per day.

Day 4 - 19/50 badges - Trust Level: 1 - 8 topics - 120 posts - 660 likes received - 150 likes given - 1 silver badge - 2 badges received

Gives Back

As you continue to rapidly create posts, you will be rewarded with this badge. You should be glad that your posts are getting likes very quickly.

Respected

You usually get 5 likes per post on the forums, so you will most likely get this badge alongside Gives Back.

Note: Slowing rate of replies from 50 to 25 per day. New likers arise, so you will earn 6 likes per post.

Day 6 - 21/50 badges - Trust Level 1 - 12 topics - 170 posts - 1.09k likes received - 250 likes given - 3 silver badges - 1 badge received :

Higher Love

You have liked posts at the maximum cap for 5 days now. You will now get this badge.

Day 10 - 22/50 badges - Trust Level 1 - 20 topics - 270 posts - 1.74k likes received - 450 likes given - 4 silver badges - 1 badge received :

Enthusiast

Congratulations on visiting for 10 days.

Day 11 - 23/50 badges - Trust Level 1 - 22 topics - 295 posts - 1.90k likes received - 450 likes given - 4 silver badges - 1 badge received :

Admired

You should be glad that the likers have came to your rescue. You earn yet another badge this quick.

More likers come, so you get even more likes now. TL2 users can like 75 times a day.

Day 15 - 24/50 badges - Trust Level 2 - 30 topics - 420 posts - 2.92k likes recieved - 700 likes given - 4 silver - 1 gold - 3 badges recieved

Member

Congratulations, you got a badge that can give you more badges!

Promoter

Promoting a user is one of the best way to earn badges.

Campaigner

It is really easy to gather TL1 users since you can earn it on day 1, thus you get this badge.

Day 21 - 27/50 badges - Trust Level 2 - 42 topics - 570 posts - 3.98k likes recieved - 1.08k likes given - 5 silver - 1 gold - 2 badges recieved

Empathetic

You will earn this badge because you finally liked enough posts (1k) to get this badge.

Crazy in Love

Congratulations on liking so many badges!

No more liking/posts statistics

Day 30 - 29/50 badges - Trust Level 2 - 5 silver badges - 3 gold badges - 1 badge received :

Champion

Your TL1 users have evolved! Congratulations!

Day 31 - 30/50 badges - Trust Level 4 - 5 silver badges - 4 gold badges - 1 badge received :

oh god here we go

The admins saw you doing so well they promoted you up two trust levels.

Day 32 - 32/50 badges - Trust Level 4 - 6 silver badges - 5 gold badges - 13 badges received :

lets do some funni stuff

So they also gave you a shield to go along with the trust level.
Force the Guide Writer Badge and new user of the month into your account!
Afterwards you are so famous everyone starts likespamming and joining this forum… You shared the forums and everyone loved it and you got all reply-related badges, sharing-reated badges, link-related badges, and sharing badges.

Past Day 100 - 46/50 badges, 4 badges recieved

After a year you would get time-related badges for +3.
Enabiling the reply for email to get badge 50.

This is not a real speedrun. Just a imaginary and chaotic story about badges. Bye!

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sadly, you cant have other accounts to try and actually speedrun em all

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The below can be used to get up to 6 badges as a new user:

Summary

@Solysis
:slight_smile:
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World Reset
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Note: This has a 0.00092% chance of ever happening sadly.

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