a cat - 18g per 100g
dog - 19g per 100g
Uranium - 18 million KCal(idk i found only about calories doesn’t say about other)
Cow - 26g per 100g of beef
chicken - 24.96?g per 100g
Human- 1437771(protein + fat) for 65kg
dont ask Why i made this 
They taught me in school about Nutrition and Sources
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Prepare your daily protein shake for jogging
Pour your average teaspoon of uranium onto the shake
Shake it
Drink it
Go jogging
Dies midtrack due to kidney failure
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I don’t think it is funny to joke about things like that.
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Everyone has different humor ig.
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I wonder how can someone get offended by incorporating uranium into your diet 
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you ran out of humor factor bruh
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My PC: Ran out of memory
Me: Ran out of humor
Slender Man: Ran out of the town to evade the demon’s force
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