Sad moments to be aware of when playing in zombies + tips

Be aware of these sad times that you will experience at least once:

  1. When a mod checks in on you and your lonely zombies lobby
  2. Crashing when playing with a good teammate
  3. When you want to point farm with low-damage weapons and other murder the mobs with high damage weapons
  4. Losing before round 12
  5. Getting called a noob and being called bad

P.S. You, the reader, are a noob and bad and you will never be noob king as long as I exist.

Tips to surviving to until round 12:

  • Obtain 200 HP as soon as possible
  • Weapons before Armor (most of the time)
  • Be aware of zombies’ aggro pattern and their movements (free pattern: some zombies at a certain height, they don’t jump – utilize them shelves and platforms)

Lightswords’ favorite accessories and armors:

  • Worm Scarves x3 (yes, they stack)
  • Frozen Shield
  • Knockback resistant accessories
  • Palladium Armor
  • Titanium Armor
  • Orichalcum Armor
  • Spectre Armor (heal)

A general description of classes in zombies:

  • Melee: The tank and maybe even your damage dealer; Zenith or vampire knives.
  • Ranger: If this be your only option…; Orichalcum.
  • Mage: Your godly healer; vilethorn is your imaginary best friend and mana regen band is your unlife (or mana potions if you’re point hoarder)
  • Summoner: Your lag machine – you can blame them for dying a few times even if you’re terrible and everyone will understand; Blade Staff is made of diamonds, go steal it and stash it

Good luck and it’s okay to cry sometimes.

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