Then jack died AGAIN but because of his T H I C C plot armor, he will always be coming back from the dead somehow, because he was the culprit of the events that lead to the beginning of the story, a new character, Gluestick WOMAN comes and destroys timeline 1 and transforms it into timeline 2 but she was gluestick man, witch was surprisingly influential in the story, THEN…
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gluestick man creates a spell that makes all
who come back from the dead never come back from the dead except for gluestick man, and so any replies that bring others back from the dead or counter this one do not contribute to the story and are ignored
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But then jack dosent care and revives himself anyways, and creates timeline J, Resulting in…
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jour J happening in 
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France, where the Baguettes become Sentient and Rebel against their bakers, and colonize Terraria, leading to…
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be abused as +90 hp healing potions…
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…then the baguettes banned the burgers from this forum…
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Howeber, The sandwiches appeared, and they start a war against the bagguetes, leading to …
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…that the cucumber is banned by a demon…
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Who likes to one shot survival players , alongside with his/her friend…
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…but the demon had an alibi because he had a doctors appointment…
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and then a frog
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started existing, leading to…
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The destruction of the universe
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Which went into the wrong direction…
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and soon enough the explosion reached a Taco Bell at the edge of the multiverse…
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…and that lead to the closure of any pizzeria there…
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…except for Freddy’s Pizzaria…
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which was still open despite what few bits of ash remain of it…
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