Ah yes, I’m a Mentally Disturbed Clown Stalker.
So, am I a stalker who dresses like a clown, or a stalker of clowns?
Wow, this is practically 2 metals in a row. I don’t have enough inventory space for this…
I’ve been away in the sense of “I forgot.” But hey, that’s why I said this:
Funny from me that I’m the one forgetting, since I made this thread. Anyways, here’s my loot. Seems like I’m destined to become a wizard with problems at old age.
2 in 1!
This one implies that I am a party pooper that everyone got so annoyed with that they left me out on the side of the road (That tag is “The Troubled”).
This one, on the other hand, implies that I’m a depressed macho criminal.
I’m not sure which one is a worse thing to be.
It’s just an abnormal way of spelling it…
Huh. Neither of these seem morally correct, so why does the crate thing they’re right?
I… HAVE… BEEN… SUMMONED!!!
Wait, where’s my inventory? What am I? A summon?
NOOOOO!!!
Wait, what item am I summoned with?