According to all known laws of aviation, some overly muscular demons should not be able to fly.
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Im handsome
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this is called Useless Facts, not False Opinions 
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One time the server was down and I entered as a non-staff member a post there to announce it. Then it was in #news for some minutes before it got recategorized again into #terraria-server.
I was (for a few minutes) the first one to have something in #news without being staff. That felt like secretly stealing Captain America’s shield.
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Useless Fact #18170387039817239128: For every song in existence, there is always at least one megalovania version of it.
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If we ever get a universal translation device, it will be a bit awkward.
For instance, someone asks you about deserts, and you say “Oh, there’s the Sahara Desert, Gobi Desert, Namib Desert”, the person with the translation device would say “I just heard you say desert 6 times.”, because all of those Names just mean Desert in another language!
Then, we also have names that, while not horrible, are very literal.
Some Examples
Sidewalk: Concrete to the side of the road you walk on.
Stovetop: The top of a stove, on which you put pots and pans for heating.
Grocery Store: A store you go to for groceries.
Time Machine: A machine that travels through time. See also: Time Travel.
Undertale: A tale about stuff happening underground.
Wolf: Literally just the sound that they make when barking. We are just like Pokemon Professors.
Textbook: A book with boring text in it.
Autological: A word that contains its definition inside it. Autological is.
eBook: Electronic Book. Need I say more?
Handrail: A rail on a staircase that you put your hand on to stop yourself from falling.
Regulars: People who regularly show up to somewhere.
Candy Bar: A bar… of Candy.
Calculator: An object that calculates. (Yes, I know people who did calculations used to be called calculators, the point still stands that it’s a literal name)
Ice Cream: A delicious cream cold as ice.
Walkie Talkie: I don’t even need to say anything on this one.
Whiteboard: A board that is white which you use Dry-Erase markers on.
Ceiling: Parts of the roof that have been ceiled (It means “to line or plaster the roof of a building”)
Conman: A man who tries to con people.
Polar Bear: A bear that lives near the magnetic poles of the world.
Moon: Specifically, Earth’s moon. The only moon we didn’t name!
Rainforest: A forest where it rains often.
I’m not sure all of these qualify, as I’m sure some of them are the very reason for their name being literal, but most of these do.
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i have the entire bee movie script on my clipboard.
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oh god please-
elias chats the entire script ingame
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His wings are too big to be that light and he is way too musculat to just weigh 71 kilos at 1,86 m.
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provoke my wrath and it shall happen.
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if you do that you get kicked for spam
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My OC can talk with Bucky Barnes without an interpreter.
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also fun fact
today i heard first explosion
not fun fact though
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not very fun at least
wow dude, hope you still exist when this is all over 
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Other useless facts you may not know: Your pee (urine) comes from your blood 
Also, I know it will sound weird but, if you don’t fart long enough, your body will burp a lot. So it’s either you fart or burp. Which one would you prefer? Lmao
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this explains why i never burp at all
gawd my life is understood at last
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DId you know? School fcking sucks
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lmfao gl with that
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useful facts
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Oh, come on! Those aren’t that bad. Quadratic formula is great! Completing the square is… uhh… I have not used it since I learned it. Those top 4 can’t be too bad! Just wait until your told to find the second derivitive of x^3 + 5. (In all honesty, derivitives are easy)
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