Never Ending Story

become rich

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by bottling and selling the floodwater…

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for one cent per ten bottles…

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and delaying your every move

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ok lemme get this back up after 13days… : then stunning you… every bottle you had…

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A gleam of what came next, was the story endless or has it been forgotten?

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all of a sudden, the message “impending doom is among us” appears…
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but “among us” was taken literally and death was raging

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THE STREETS WERE RED and everyone was raging like a river

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but some idiot made a metaphor out of this:
“my street is a lava flow”

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due to that, the river itself turned into lava (edxclamation mark!!!)

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(plot twist: the metaphor was true)

anyways, the lava went all crazy.

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The lava became now green grass and moss

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And everyone obtained the “Touch some grass” achievement… :lmao:

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but not yet, as terraria devs didnt add that one yet. its coming with the terraria x mincercraft crosfver

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But then, there was a Terraria x Burger King crossover instead!? It was dry…

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and Burger King then collaborated with Minecraft…

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and McDonalds was jealous about that collaboration…

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so McDonalds collaborated with OW2 instead…

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im here to revive this. Then OW2 saw a bunny with a shotgun and got mad at McDonalds for feeding it too much big macs…

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