An assassin who was trained for 33.75 years in Cologne entered in the Discord an all caps text multiple times. Then a demon called the admins to investigate. The shadow is now discussing with the other admins the further plans…
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biut then everyone went to mars
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and then i pulled out my dark harvest and slaughtered the martians
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Queen the band resurrects…
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idk who that is, but i run away, looking for my tank loadout
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*calls the car mechanic to break Nate’s Opel
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nate is just confused what an opel is
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A car brand
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but…im 12 i dont have a car, but i know how to hotwire and how to drive and stuff
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*casts a demonic spell in a mall…
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which causes the mall to become a McDonald’s…
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and I burnt down the McDonalds because fast food restaurants are a blight on humanity…
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and this post was revived for the 9999999999999999th time by Nate, who accidently swallowed a land mine
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then he was sent to jail
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but he four 2805 get out of jal cards
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but all those jail cards were counterfeit…
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and then the mine in his stomach detonated and he was blasted onto mars
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and then mars exploded…
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Thus ending Elon’s plan…
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and a frog eats jupiter nepture saturn mercury venus earth the remains of mars saturn uranus and saturn
along with saturn
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