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We hope that that never happens

6 weeks before: A gamebreaking exploit is discovered
4 weeks before: An unfixable bug is encountered
2 weeks before: Many fixes are tried, bug won’t fix
3 days before: Even external specialists cannot fix the bug
1 day before: I file the xth report
18 hours before: Rofle contacts mage
12 hours before: After 6 h the mage cannot find the cause.
11 hours before: Rofle spams on Google 1 star reviews with the text “It’s obvious that Glasia cursed the server!!!” in all caps using bots
5 hours before: Rofle calls random people to rage
1 hour before: Rofle plays Dark Souls but fails
30 minutes before: Rofle eats dinner fast
10 minutes before: Rofle rages about bug and opens spam bot
2 minutes before: Rofle opens Phase
30 seconds before: Rofle starts mashing KB
START: Rofle enters B, C, D, F, N, P words and spams
After 5 seconds: many write: “no spam, no racism, no insults”
After 3 minutes: Report against Rofle on the forum
After 10 minutes: People start gasping in the report
After 25 minutes: People start ranting in the chat, forum snd discord
After 3 hours: Rofle demotes all mods that they cannot block Rofle
After 4 hours: another mod tries to ban/block/mute Rofle but Rofle demoted all mods
After 5 hours: I am banned from all channels
After 5:30 hours: People rant about me reporting Rofle
After 9 hours: I bypass the bans with an alt to tell people to leave because the owner got mad
After 10 hours: First people leave
After 11:45 hours: Idea comes up that if the owner cannot handle many bans the server rep goes down
After 12 hours: People try to get banned by purpose by e. g. entering IP addresses
After 16 hours: many banned
After 1 day: server score goes down
After 1 day and 1 hour: People unboost the discord server and exit patreon
After 2 days: Rofle thinks, why so many leave
After 5 days: Rofle feels guilty
After 1 week: new server is created
After 3 weeks: Only 3 people joined the server
After 1 month: Investigation by demons, slimes, FBI, CIA, DHL, UPS, …
After 4 months: Rofle is sent to Brazil
After 4 months and 2 weeks: Case gets into the news

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Coolio, I am genuinely glad to see you back on a side note.

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When I get 400 more Dark Points do you want me to trade you that rarity 3 blue I have? I need to give it to someone before my dumb self deletes it or uses its time on my tag

I won’t ask you for anything either I just want it to go to someone who will actually use it.

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i must know

in your humble opium, what HK character do you think i like the most?
  • Grimm/NightmareKingGrimm
  • hornet
  • quirrel
  • radiance
  • zote
  • pale king
  • hollow knight
  • the knight
  • white lady
  • monomon
  • herrah
  • lurien
  • myla
  • markoth
  • unn
  • mantis lords
  • traitor mantis
  • moss charger
  • tiktik
  • primal aspid

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get real!1!!1

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I love you.

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i dont see sisters of battle, fool…

its Nightmare King Grimm otherwise, but the lack of the sisters makes me sad

not being allowed to use DG discord and seeing everybody else test out zombies maps is already f-ing sad enough solysis, i am now depression

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Iirc, there only is a couple of months left before you could use Discord aight? It’s only a matter of time, wait a little bit more baldie

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sorry

lets celebrate when nate gets dsicord

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We’ll get another Glasia.

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:thonkpeek:

But he alredy did?

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I remember I got smacked by Eerie in my hollow armor out of the blue (not really – someone asked me if I was hacking, but if you’re on mobile and trying to survive eol who pays attention to chats ._.) – it should be an accomplishment.

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Did you really dedicate your time to finding this specific screenshot to prove a point?

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maybe Nate is >12.5 yo and thinks that rounds up to 13

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somehow I knew you would look for that :thonkpeek:

that was my friends’ private discord we used for communicating with each other since three people didn’t have cell phones and several of us have moved elsewhere. We played terraria multiplayer and occasionally tModloader multiplayer if you were wondering.

Also @GlasiaVD23 while the 13 rule still makes no sense, it is what it is, and 12.5 doesnt round up ._. the rules of common math are violated by life. And they say that stuff is applicable.

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I wonder if we can reach 2k posts before this topic becomes 1 year old

Nvm I just noticed it is 1 year old already, thought it also meant it was posted on the 21st of March
Damn how did time pass

And also seeing that no one noticed this

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sertastic you working on any new zombies maps, or are u just chillaxing?

speaking of zombies maps, I got really bored today because I’m waiting for my map to be approved, so… guess I’m making another one (xD). Heres a little sneak peek:

anywho, after this little project and the Fiery Crags, idk what to do. Here are a few ideas.

  • Enter Hollownest (Hollow Knight themed map)
  • Battle of Starcourt (Terraria replication of famous battle in Stranger Things)
  • Exodus Cluster (Sky Island map, themed around gravity and space)
  • In the Bleak Mid-Blizzard (Domestic home trapped inside by a blizzard during a zombie apocalypse)
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I really like building zombies maps, so I’d like to hear other suggestions if possible!

(if you can identify what im working on right now, you get +2 dp. Don’t listen to geo is he says you won’t)

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Actually ,no
I just remember it vagely at the moment
, i guess i have good photografic memory for innesesary things :shrug:

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Hmmm… Thats quite interesting… Im not sure

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welcome back papyrus!

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